Your Guess is as Good as Mine

I'd be surprised too.

Side Two

This was on the backside of the the one with the question mark.

the Squid and the Whale

Found this one while I was student teaching. Used it on the cover of my album.

My cover is blown

I've only been in town a few months and the truth is finally out.
Found this on the floor of one of my classrooms:

I don't know how they found out, but it doesn't matter.
Time to disappear.

Fill in the Blanks

Found this series of post-its on the floor of my classroom after school today.
Now that you know the characters and themes of this epic adventure YOU FILL IN THE REST!
First prize is the original artwork and a bonus prize.
There is no second prize.

Secret Plans Revealed!

Secret Plans Revealed!

A few days ago I was shocked to discover what appears to be an al Qaeda artist's interpretation of possible attack plans on 9/11. In all truthfulness, I can see why they decided to scrap these three approaches.

• Space Shuttle? Too rickety.
• Jupiter? Too gassy.
  
• Volcano? Too geology.

Wait... actually it's just a math textbook from my school... a simple mistake anyone could make.

Memories

Found this by the dumpster out back. Don't know if it counts.

'89 sure was a good year. Except for the staff Christmas party when principal Dandridge put the moves on Mrs. Hooper in front of Coach Clayton. "Tweeeeet! 2 minute penalty for body checking!"

"Note to self"

Cute puppies.

"Well talk 2u later."

This came from a school where I subbed for just one day. I wonder what they were supposed 2 do 2day. I'm 2 shy 2 ask.

L8r.

"Don't be sad always."

Found this at school last year. It's from an ELL student and is one of the sweetest notes I've ever come across.